I overlooked an important point in the initial text on my house rules. Because of the omission, I've been ridiculed and accused of not being a real cat. The attacks have gone from embarrassing to annoying.
If anyone bothers me after reading this statement, remember that I am a house panther with limited patience.
Rule #5 -- This rule covers food-related protocol and is aimed primarily at humans. Always remember this: If cats say they are hungry, feed us. Saying we ate ten minutes earlier will not fool us. If humans want peace, feed us.
Neow!
And don't forget the treats.
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