I am Lilo, a full-grown House Panther. That means I rule the house. If you don't agree, there is no reason to remain. Pack up and move on to some other place with less exacting standards.
Rule #1 -- This is my house. Everything in it is mine, including the food, bed, and humans.
Rule #2 -- Zette's pillow is my pillow. Buffy, being the eldest, can lean against it until I want it again.
Rule #3 -- If you hiss, I will bite you, even if you weren't hissing at me. Choose your battles wisely.
Rule #4 -- Don't argue with me. Ever.
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